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This page is for students studying English as a Second Language to help them improve their overall skills. We develop a cirlce of fluency - this means vocabulary, reading skills and understanding the humor of various cultures.

Humor Box - How to Pass an Immigration Test

 Submitted by Erin from New York

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The officer said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one.

Unless you can show you have mastered the English language you cannot enter the United States of America.

Mujibar said, “I am ready”

“Make a sentence using the words, Yellow, Pink and Green”.

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,

“Mister Officer, I am ready”.

“Go ahead.

Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green green, green, and I pink it up, and I say, “Yellow, this is Mujibar.”

So!  Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works for Verizon in their Customer Service Department.

This is a joke.   Explain  it.